Petuniard Faking It

Polyamorous

petuniard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:54:03 +0000

Site: Ok Cupid

Message Excerpt:

I would love to share a correspondence with you and to find out more. I am not looking for a girlfriend (I’m polyamorous, and I have plenty of those) and besides, even though I am cute, young and active for my age, I am probably not of much interest to you in that capacity, but I think we would like each other. Check out my profile and see if you’d like a new friend to write too. You seem sexy and classy and I would like to know more of your mind.

Oh so efficient grammar

petuniard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:51:22 +0000

This one takes a little explaining. He messaged me first and I called him out on a spelling error in his username and ignored his messages after that. A while later he sent me this…

Site: Ok Cupid

Message:

Did I turn you off with my grammer efficiencies?

With Honor

petuniard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:43:44 +0000

Site: Ok Cupid

Subject: No Subject Line

Message:

While I can’t say we have the same taste in books or movies, you do intrigue me. You remind me of a butterfly, flitting about, touching everyone you go by. So, here I am. Lets talk.

With honor,

-[name removed]

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petuniard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:39:55 +0000

Site: Ok Cupid

Subject: Hey

Message:

wanna get together for some casual sex?

I agree… what’s with my weirdo cloth,,,?

petuniard — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:37:22 +0000

Site: Ok Cupid

Subject: Hey

Message:

hello, i dont understand i can see that you cute but why do u hav to wear weardo cloth,,, ?